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Tea Bag Challenge of the Day: After Donald Trump hinted all month that he was planning a game-changing announcement, his Wednesday offer of $5 million for President Obama to reveal his college transcripts and passport application was super lame.

The election’s real October Surprise came later, when Stephen Colbert offered $1 million to a charity of Trump’s choice if ”you let me dip my balls in your mouth.”

Balls in your court, Mr. Trump.

(Not Safe For Work — language.)

Bonus: Here’s how Obama feels about Trump, from his Wednesday appearance on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno.


College transcripts? Who cares. Like Obama was anything but a straight A student. He’s got smooth law student gunner written all over him. Does Trump plan on making fun of him for being a nerd? 

Also, what’s on a passport application? Having had a passport since babyhood, I have no fucking clue what that would reveal. 

Kudos to Colbert for upping the ante though. Trump can suck it - literally. 

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